“The learning and knowledge that we have is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant.”
Just in case Plato is a little bit more refined than what you’re used to:
– MF DOOM
It’s weird to realize and publicly admit that I have no idea why people use the app I spend most of my time working on.
Yes, I know what it says on the marketing site and pricing page. I know what features we have. I can tell you how many clients we have and how many of our client’s clients use our service.
Knowing all that doesn’t help me answer the most important question I need to know as someone who makes a living making software:
Why Do People Use My App?
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I’m a dummy. I have so much to learn and an embarrassingly high number of things I’ve forgotten.
I’ve estimated it’ll take 10 minutes to do something and I’m still at it 3 hours later.
I’ve started tasks with confidence only to realize you need the manual to do finish what you started.
There’s nothing wrong with being a dummy. It doesn’t mean I don’t know anything; simply means the fields I know almost nothing about far number the ones I excel in.
Most people are dummies. Nobody has the time to master every subject and get real life experience in all of them.
Keep this in mind when you’re making things for people because chances are the person is a dummy. They don’t know a lot and they’ll often forget the little they knew a while ago. It’s not their fault. They’re too busy trying to be better parents, partners or people in general.
People you care about, work with, are married to or gave birth to are dummies. Lets make the world a better place for them. Do it for the dummies.
While I’ve known about Slackbots for almost as long as I’ve used the service, they’ve mostly fallen into the “nice to have but not mission-critical” category.
Do I really need to spam the rest of the team every time a commit or pull request comes through? Do I need to know when an item has been checked off on trello if it wasn’t blocking my progress? Will I never get tired of DJ Khaled’s quotes randomly inserted into my conversations?
The answer’s almost always no, and as a result I’ve never really given Slackbots serious thought. Not until I discovered the bot I couldn’t live without.
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Have you ever needed to build a new feature or fix some bugs for a WordPress site? Chances are the code you need to work with is way too complicated to understand quickly.
You can use a combination of
wp_die() to do some basic introspection, but that’s really just a snapshot of a moment in the code.
What you need to understand to fix the bug is to know where the application execution started, what was triggered and how you ended up at a certain point. What you need is a trace.
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There’s very little code that’s completely independent of other code. A simple “hello world” in your favorite language relies on the code powering your language. As your objective gets more complex, you start relying on more and more code to get things done. Your code depends on other code, which depends on other code, which … you get the idea.
An unfortunate side-effect of code dependency is yours inherits the flaws of other code it relies on. As a result, your code sucks because the code it relies on sucks.
Instead of getting on a soapbox about poor code, since we’ve written and released our fair share of it, lets focus on how you can make code great again.
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Something in my laptop died a few days ago. I’m hoping it’s a simple change and it’s back to its (very) old self. Thank God I was able to get my hands on an alternate machine to use in the interim.
While the scary prospect of not having a machine to work from was avoided, I had to go from a fresh installation of Windows 7 to something that resembled my work environment. No easy feat since this particular machine is a culmination of software and configurations from the last six years.
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While this encourages code reuse and interoperability, you’re left with the responsibility of writing glue code to marshal oft misaligned paradigms to accomplish your objective.
CJS-Task was created with the desire to bring simplicity by acting as a high-quality glue between all the pieces you’ll use.
How? A few tricks.
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One day, however, a new sort of ad appeared in the pages of several dailies: an appeal from a certain Prince Bil Morrison.
The prince was of noble birth and hailed from the far reaches of Nigeria. All he wanted was some American pen pals.
So moving was the wording of the ad that the papers had published his mailing address free of charge. Should not the poor prince find some good old American correspondents?
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The story of how Matt Damon came to stardom is pretty interesting.
He was looking for a prominent role in a movie. Nobody would cast him in the role, so he wrote his own script and cast himself in the role. Problem solved.
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I am not an OOP convert. I’ve spent most of my professional life working with classes and objects, but the more time I spend, the less I understand why you’d want to combine code and data so rigidly. I want to handle data as data and write the code that best fits a particular situation.
– Games in C by Jonathan Whiting
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